Thames Time Tunnel (the Woolwich Foot Tunnel Anomaly)

Gordon Wright paused just inside the entrance to the Woolwich pedestrian subway, turning to the outside. The sky was full of birds, but they were not moving. They were frozen in place, in just one of the anamolies, generated by the Thames time tunnel. The…

Obama: Gun Confiscation By Christmas

In a redacted interview with Guardian reporter Jerome Wright, disgraced former president Barack Hussein Obama said Americans would receive a “big surprise” this Christmas. Asked to elaborate, he told Wright gun-loving citizens would need new phallic symbols to satisfy their primal urges because gun-confiscation was…