Trump-Hater Spots Bumper Stickers On Washington Man’s Truck, Sets It On Fire

A Washington state man was horrified to learn that his truck had been set ablaze during the early morning hours on Monday. Come to find out, it was all because a Trump-hating liberal had noticed the two bumper stickers that had recently been placed on…

Fed Chair Powell Hints He May Soon Crash The Market

Speaking at an event at the Atlantic Festival in Washington, Jerome Powell’s second public appearance of the week, the Fed chair took the opportunity to underscore just why he remains so complacent about the US economy, saying “it’s a remarkably positive set of economic circumstances,”…

FEMA MOVES ON CA WILDFIRE VICTIMS

Late Tuesday night, a squad of FEMA senior internment specialists from Washington secretly departed Andrews Air Force base bound for the wildfire-razed countryside of northern California, where the largest fire in the state’s history has already claimed a dozen lives, displaced thousands, and singed over…

The Weird Case of Mel’s Hole

There may be a bottomless pit in the state of Washington, on uninhabited land. Several people claim to have found the pit, but none of them are willing to reveal its location, prefering to keep to themselves its supernatural properties. Originally showcased on the radio…