Vatican Offers Obama Asylum

The Vatican has offered disgraced former president Barack Hussein Obama political asylum and protection against persons and organizations seeking his incarceration, says an Obama confidante speaking under condition of anonymity. Pope Francis, he said, personally penned a four-page letter praising Obama’s accomplishments, while anguishing over…

FEMA ORDERS 2500 GALLONS OF HYDROGEN CYANIDE FROM BRAZIL

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has ordered 2,500 gallons of hydrogen cyanide from Brazilian chemical manufacturer Askell Quimica, says a FEMA employee wishing to remain anonymous. The agency, he said, solicited bids from fifteen foreign manufacturing plants before selecting Quimica as a supplier. This…

Nibiru Cracking the Earth, says Dr. Ethan Trowbridge.

The destructive presence of a brown dwarf star and multiple orbiting planets have spawned new faults in the Earth’s crust, says Nibiru whistle-blower and former USGS climatologist Dr. Ethan Trowbridge. While the USGS has acknowledged some newfound fault lines—one in London and another beneath Hollywood’s…

FEMA Detains Displaced HAWAIIANS

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has targeted displaced citizens who fled their homes under a mandatory evacuation order following Mt. Kilauea’s catastrophic eruption earlier this month, says a FEMA agent speaking under condition of anonymity. Residents of Leilani Estates, an affluent neighborhood threatened by…

Interview with Anunnaki Whistle-Blower, Part II

The following is a transcript of Part II of my interview with former KGB/FSB agent Strelnikov Isaac Stepanovich. The video is located on our YT channel. Michael: Hello, Strelnikov, it’s a pleasure to speak with you again. Strelnikov: My pleasure, Mike. I am happy to…

Rogan talks about gender disparity in China

Duncan Trussell is a stand-up comedian, and host of his own podcast “The Duncan Trussell Family Hour”.

Rogan Discusses Space X and Flat Earth

Duncan Trussell is a stand-up comedian, and host of his own podcast “The Duncan Trussell Family Hour”.

Russia Pounds Anunnaki Encampment

The Kremlin has spun yet another elaborate yarn in hopes of obscuring Vladimir Putin’s private war against a malevolent race of extraterrestrials called the Anunnaki. On Saturday, the Russian Ministry of Defense reported that one of its fighter jets—an SU-25—was shot down in the Idlib…

FEMA Aresenal Discovered At Cleveland WalMart

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is hoarding a massive cache of firearms in at least one Cleveland area Wal-Mart, says an employee wishing to remain anonymous whom accidentally stumbled upon an enormous quantity of military-grade weapons in a chamber normally secured behind digital lock…