Russian Brass Briefs Nations on Nibiru

Last week, Russian Foreign Prime Minister Sergei Lavrov and Chief of Staff of the Russian Armed Forces Valery Garasimov travelled abroad on a classified mission to share intelligence on an approaching dark star that Vladimir Putin believes will imperil the Earth when it reaches perigee…

BREAKING! Hazmat Teams In Salisbury As Novichoc Nerve Agent Strikes Again!

Police have closed a road in Salisbury where Sergei Skripal and his daughter were poisoned with Novichok. Emergency services were pictures outside the restaurant where they dined before the poisoning. A man in his thirties is understood to have fallen ill near the Zizzi restaurant…