Vatican Warns Putin: Stop Fighting the Anunnaki

On Monday, Russian President Vladimir Putin received an unexpected letter authored by Vatican Secretary of State Pietro Parolin. Signed by Pope Francis and bearing an imprint of the Pontiff’s Holy Seal, the correspondence commanded Putin to immediately cease and desist all hostile actions against Anunnaki…

Air Force Shot Down Greenland Meteor

On July 25, the United States Air Force used a directed energy weapon to destroy a meteor that could have annihilated Thule Air Force Base, the US’s northernmost early warning station, says a White House source speaking under condition of anonymity. News of the cosmic…

FEMA REQUESTS MORE PLASTIC COFFINS

On Monday, FEMA Deputy Chief of Staff William Zito told DHS acting Deputy Secretary Claire Grady that the Federal Emergency Management Agency needed more “storage containers” and “gardening tubs” to fulfill obligations as outlined in the Patriot Act, said an active FEMA officer speaking under…

Russian Defense Minister: Anunnaki Not Contained

On Friday, Russian Defense Minister Sergey Shoygu told a cadre of Russian military brass rumors of Anunnaki containment or exodus were untrue and that isolated skirmishes with extraterrestrial insurgents could escalate to a theater wide military confrontation unless regional commanders identify and destroy incursions as…

Russia Destroys Extraterrestrial Drones

On Monday, the Russian military scored a decisive victory over marauding extraterrestrials, said Russian Federal Service Bureau officer Isan Ivanov. His account expands on an official statement issued by the Ministry of Defense, which claims that Russian air defense batteries shot down a group of…

Macron and Merkel Ask Putin About Nibiru

On Sunday, Russian President Vladimir Putin had a conference call with his French and German counterparts, Emmanuel Macron and the sinister Angela Merkel, ostensibly to find enough common ground to implement a cease-fire in Syria. According to our source, former KGB agent Strelnikov Isaac Stepanovich,…

Anunnaki Strike Back Against Putin

On Saturday, a Russian commuter aircraft with seventy-one souls onboard inexplicably crashed into snowy terrain minutes after taking off from Moscow’s Domodedovo Airport. Following the horrific crash, Russian State Media said the Antonov An-148, which was headed to the  city or Orsk, near the Kazakhstan…

FEMA “Smart” Guillotines Placed in FEMA Internment Camps

On January 23, a United States Air force C-17 cargo plane arrived at Andrews Air Force Base loaded with crates of “smart” guillotines, says a White House insider speaking under condition of anonymity. The technologically advanced guillotines, he said, are being manufactured in Beijing before…

Nibiru “Chatter” Heard Over Military Radio

On Monday, a Texas shortwave radio operator reported hearing “Nibiru” chatter on an upper side band frequency typically reserved for military communications. A licensed HAM radio operator, Beaumont resident Joshua Allen said he intercepted an ominous signal while monitoring military channels—a hobby of his—for unencrypted or…