Vatican Offers Obama Asylum

The Vatican has offered disgraced former president Barack Hussein Obama political asylum and protection against persons and organizations seeking his incarceration, says an Obama confidante speaking under condition of anonymity. Pope Francis, he said, personally penned a four-page letter praising Obama’s accomplishments, while anguishing over…

Obama Preparing to Flee United States Over FISA Memo

Disgraced former president Barack “Hussein” Obama is preparing to flee the United States to a non-extradition country in response to the potential release of a four-page memo linking him to severe violations of the Foreign Intelligence Service Act (FISA) of 1978. The law, which has…

Obama Tells WaPo Reporter: “America is a Muslim Nation.”

Disgraced ex-President Barrack “Hussein” Obama today declared America a Muslim nation. He demanded that Americans abandon their irrational hatred of Muslim people and embrace them as brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers. In an interview with Washington Post reporter Harold Langscott, Obama candidly spoke his…