Hillary Clinton Clones Walk The Earth

Last Wednesday, within a four-hour timespan, disgraced presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was spotted in three states, thousands of miles apart, fueling speculation that an army of Clinton clones or robots now walks the earth and that the real Hillary Clinton either is dead or hiding…

Vatican Offers Obama Asylum

The Vatican has offered disgraced former president Barack Hussein Obama political asylum and protection against persons and organizations seeking his incarceration, says an Obama confidante speaking under condition of anonymity. Pope Francis, he said, personally penned a four-page letter praising Obama’s accomplishments, while anguishing over…

Obama: Gun Confiscation By Christmas

In a redacted interview with Guardian reporter Jerome Wright, disgraced former president Barack Hussein Obama said Americans would receive a “big surprise” this Christmas. Asked to elaborate, he told Wright gun-loving citizens would need new phallic symbols to satisfy their primal urges because gun-confiscation was…

Obama Preparing to Flee United States Over FISA Memo

Disgraced former president Barack “Hussein” Obama is preparing to flee the United States to a non-extradition country in response to the potential release of a four-page memo linking him to severe violations of the Foreign Intelligence Service Act (FISA) of 1978. The law, which has…

Obama Tells WaPo Reporter: “America is a Muslim Nation.”

Disgraced ex-President Barrack “Hussein” Obama today declared America a Muslim nation. He demanded that Americans abandon their irrational hatred of Muslim people and embrace them as brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers. In an interview with Washington Post reporter Harold Langscott, Obama candidly spoke his…