Russian Brass Briefs Nations on Nibiru

Last week, Russian Foreign Prime Minister Sergei Lavrov and Chief of Staff of the Russian Armed Forces Valery Garasimov travelled abroad on a classified mission to share intelligence on an approaching dark star that Vladimir Putin believes will imperil the Earth when it reaches perigee…

FEMA REQUESTS MORE PLASTIC COFFINS

On Monday, FEMA Deputy Chief of Staff William Zito told DHS acting Deputy Secretary Claire Grady that the Federal Emergency Management Agency needed more “storage containers” and “gardening tubs” to fulfill obligations as outlined in the Patriot Act, said an active FEMA officer speaking under…

Trump Seeking Nibiru Scientist to Fill Top Slot

President Donald Trump has taken longer to appoint a chief scientific advisor than any president in modern history, leaving vacant a job tasked with providing important scientific information to a president who has been accused of hating all things science. After almost a year, the…