FEMA Takeover & The Presidential Alert System

Tweet On October 3, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) will test a previously unused “Presidential Mobile Alert System” that pushes an emergency action message to every active cellular device in the United States. The test was initially scheduled for 2:18PM EST on Thursday, but…

Media Bribed NC Residents to Exaggerate Hurricane Florence

Tweet Hurricane Florence made landfall early Friday morning, bringing with it life threatening storm surge that pushed miles inland and shredded buildings with howling wind and torrential rain. More than 60 people had to be saved from a collapsing hotel, and those who defied evacuation…

FEMA: “USE NUKES TO WEAKEN HURRICANES”

Tweet While Tropical Storm Florence spins through the Atlantic on a course that will likely affect the eastern seaboard late next week, senior Federal Emergency Management officials met privately on Friday to strategize ways of combatting a marked increase in global weather events. At the…

Putin Tells Trump: “Hang The Traitor!”

Tweet On Wednesday afternoon, the New York Times published an anonymous op-ed in which the author, described as a senior White House official, claimed to be part of a West Wing cabal dedicated to protecting America from President Trump’s whimsical, capricious, man-child behavior and decision…

Ebola on a Plane at JFK

Tweet A United Emigrates A-380 with over 500 souls aboard was quarantined after landing at John F. Kennedy International Airport 9:00 am Wednesday morning. The pilot initially reported that over one hundred passengers had exhibited flu like symptoms, including sweats, chills, and temperature readings in…

Special Forces Seize Clinton Cash, Drugs in Borneo

Tweet In the early morning hours on September 1, elements of the 5th Special Forces Group raided a Clinton-controlled hacienda on the Island of Borneo in South East Asia, says a White House insider under promise of anonymity. President Trump approved the operation after receiving…

Blue Avians Attack Kamchatka

Tweet A hostile race of extraterrestrials long thought to dwell only within the dense broadleaf forests of the Amazon jungle has apparently migrated thousands of kilometers north to the Kamchatka Peninsula, according to a classified Russian Ministry of Defense (MoD) report. Although Russian intelligence agencies…

FEMA BRASS DISCUSSES NIBIRU

Tweet Amid fears of a 2021 Nibiru arrival, Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) officials met privately last Thursday to discuss Planet X survival and finalize plans to quell civil unrest once Nibiru becomes fully visible and begins unleashing untold havoc upon the word, according to…

FEMA BARGES HEADED BACK TO HAWAII

Tweet After several weeks in dry-dock near San Francisco, a flotilla of FEMA barges and support craft are headed back to Hawaii, says a high-ranking FEMA employee under condition of anonymity. On August 21, barge commanders, as well as three armed fast-attack ships, received a…

Amazon Echo To Spy on Students

Tweet Last week, Amazon and the Saint Louis University struck a deal to install 2300 Echo Dots in every student residence hall room or student apartment on campus. Unlike retail versions purchased on Amazon’s website, SLU’s model has unique firmware that, according to our source,…