Amazon Echo To Spy on Students

Tweet Last week, Amazon and the Saint Louis University struck a deal to install 2300 Echo Dots in every student residence hall room or student apartment on campus. Unlike retail versions purchased on Amazon’s website, SLU’s model has unique firmware that, according to our source,…

BLM Exacerbating California Wildfires

Tweet Since the Carr wildfires began on July 27, almost 360,000 acres of pristine California real estate have been burned to a crisp, making the inferno the largest in the state’s history. Despite a massive firefighting operation that has pooled resources from fifteen states and…

Vatican Warns Putin: Stop Fighting the Anunnaki

Tweet On Monday, Russian President Vladimir Putin received an unexpected letter authored by Vatican Secretary of State Pietro Parolin. Signed by Pope Francis and bearing an imprint of the Pontiff’s Holy Seal, the correspondence commanded Putin to immediately cease and desist all hostile actions against…

Hillary Clinton Clones Walk The Earth

Tweet Last Wednesday, within a four-hour timespan, disgraced presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was spotted in three states, thousands of miles apart, fueling speculation that an army of Clinton clones or robots now walks the earth and that the real Hillary Clinton either is dead or…

FEMA MOVES ON CA WILDFIRE VICTIMS

Tweet Late Tuesday night, a squad of FEMA senior internment specialists from Washington secretly departed Andrews Air Force base bound for the wildfire-razed countryside of northern California, where the largest fire in the state’s history has already claimed a dozen lives, displaced thousands, and singed…

Air Force Shot Down Greenland Meteor

Tweet On July 25, the United States Air Force used a directed energy weapon to destroy a meteor that could have annihilated Thule Air Force Base, the US’s northernmost early warning station, says a White House source speaking under condition of anonymity. News of the…

Amazon Echo Asks Child “How Many Guns Does Daddy Have?”

Tweet A six-year old Jacksonville girl named Dana received a puzzling response from an Amazon Echo device after she asked to hear songs from the Disney movie Frozen. Instead of playing Demi Lavato’s Let it go, the Echo Dot Kids Edition, a model marketed specifically…

Russian Brass Briefs Nations on Nibiru

Tweet Last week, Russian Foreign Prime Minister Sergei Lavrov and Chief of Staff of the Russian Armed Forces Valery Garasimov travelled abroad on a classified mission to share intelligence on an approaching dark star that Vladimir Putin believes will imperil the Earth when it reaches…

CLINTON/OBAMA IN 2020

Tweet At a private fundraiser on Friday, Hillary Clinton told a group of affluent financial backers that she will seek the presidency in 2020 and has already tapped Barack Hussein Obama as her running mate. She ensured her clique, which included executives from Microsoft, Facebook,…

Anunnaki Raid Russian Town

Tweet Twenty-five people from the remote Russian village of Nizhne-Bytantaisky have been reported missing in the aftermath of an extraterrestrial incursion that took place on the afternoon of July 24, as the skies over northern Russia inexplicably darkened and the atmosphere was saturated with an…