Vatican Offers Obama Asylum

The Vatican has offered disgraced former president Barack Hussein Obama political asylum and protection against persons and organizations seeking his incarceration, says an Obama confidante speaking under condition of anonymity. Pope Francis, he said, personally penned a four-page letter praising Obama’s accomplishments, while anguishing over…

Trump Offers Kim Jung-un Cash for Denuclearization

President Donald J. Trump secretly offered despot leader Kim Jung-un six billion dollars annually in exchange for making peace with his South Korean counterpart, Moon Jai-In, and a promise to abide by a denuclearization treaty that guarantees the Korean peninsula remains free of atomic weapons….

Who’s Afraid of the Georgia Guidestones.? (New World Order’s ten commandments)

He said his name was Robert C. Christian. He offered an insane amount of money to a granite finishing company in Georgia. In exchange, the owner agreed to build a monument to Christian’s specifications, to destroy the contract after project completion, and to forever keep…