FEMA Aresenal Discovered At Cleveland WalMart

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is hoarding a massive cache of firearms in at least one Cleveland area Wal-Mart, says an employee wishing to remain anonymous whom accidentally stumbled upon an enormous quantity of military-grade weapons in a chamber normally secured behind digital lock…

Trump Seeking Nibiru Scientist to Fill Top Slot

President Donald Trump has taken longer to appoint a chief scientific advisor than any president in modern history, leaving vacant a job tasked with providing important scientific information to a president who has been accused of hating all things science. After almost a year, the…

Obama Tells WaPo Reporter: “America is a Muslim Nation.”

Disgraced ex-President Barrack “Hussein” Obama today declared America a Muslim nation. He demanded that Americans abandon their irrational hatred of Muslim people and embrace them as brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers. In an interview with Washington Post reporter Harold Langscott, Obama candidly spoke his…

Nibiru in 2020, says Russian Astronomer

Nibiru has escaped the sun’s gravitational pull, increased speed, and will reach its closest point to earth—0.3 astronomical units—in 2020, says Russian astronomer and Nibiru whistle-blower Dr. Dyomin Damir Zhakarovich. Once a close friend and astronomical advisor to Russian President Vladimir Putin, Dr. Zhakarovich now…

Germany Outlaws “Nibiru” on Facebook

German Facebook users fascinated by the Nibiru phenomena will soon need to get their daily dose of Planet X news through proxy servers or other dark corners of the internet. This year, Germany went live with a draconian censorship program criminalizing the propagation of what…

Putin Bombs Anunnaki in Russia

Yesterday, mysterious flashes of light and ground -shaking explosions in Russia sparked fears of an alien invasion, a secret weapons test, or a United States nuclear strike on North Korea. Although the Russian Ministry of Defense refused to comment on the astonishing incident, our source,…

NY Man Seeks Mineral Rights to Nibiru

A sixty-three year old Mayfield, NY man has made an unusual demand on the government. Herbert Allen, a fourth-generation gold prospector, petitioned the Bureau of Land Management, a division of the Department of Interior, for unequivocal, irrevocable mineral and natural resource rights on Nibiru. In October,…

Clinton Destroys Evidence in Chappaqua House Fire

A mysterious fire broke out Wednesday at Hillary Clinton’s Chappaqua mansion, located on the east bank of the Hudson River approximately thirty miles north of New York City. The blaze, which firefighters quickly extinguished, occurred at the Secret Service annex, an outbuilding not attached to…

Nibiru is Here, says Dr. Trowbridge

People should stop asking for Nibiru’s arrival date, says former USGS climatologist and Nibiru whistle-blower Dr. Ethan Trowbridge, because the dark star and its orbiting planets are visible in the sky and radically altering Earth’s climate. Last night, temperatures on Mount Washington, NH, plunged to…

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